The 9×9 board with ten mines, the one that came free with every computer and quietly ate a decade of office hours. No download, no account. Your first click is always safe, the way it should be.
When a number already touches as many flags as it says, every other square around it is safe — that is the move that unlocks most boards.
minesweeper.exe is one window of DESIRES OS — a shop built as a computer from 2004, where every folder on the desktop is a piece of clothing we made. The games came with the machine, the way they used to.